you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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