Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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