The brown eye won't let me do that either.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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