I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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