oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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