What should our trivia night team be named?
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just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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