She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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