K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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