I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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