it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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