I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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