Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on