Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
I told him it was alright.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.