You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.