Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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