Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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