Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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