Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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