After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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