Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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