Whod you bang
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
