matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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