She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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