What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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