What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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