You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My dick has a subreddit
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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