So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
