if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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