he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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