i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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