let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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