Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
