Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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