I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I think my moral compass just broke
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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