he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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