I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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