either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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