Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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