Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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