i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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