in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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