problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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