he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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