This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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