I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Randomize
