You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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