Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The ass gains better be worth it
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