Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Cover your peen. We're going out.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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