but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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