listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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