Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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