those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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