Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
try to milk me bitch
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