I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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