i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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