school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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