he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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